Escape the Slop Factory (silly SEO-themed video game)

I’ve been working on ruthlessly optimizing the onboarding experience for our SEO tool, but it got to a point where I couldn’t make it faster without sacrificing quality. So I’m trying something a little weird… I built a video game for people to play while they wait!

It’s called Escape the Slop Factory.

– Grab ▲ ranking boosts while dodging ▼ ranking drops, the slop monsters, and popups.
– Crates and barrels are climbable: land on top, never run into them.
– Mind the gap(s).

You can compete for a spot on the global leaderboard on this public version, or play anytime you setup a site in the tool.